I really need to go to the doctors but of course I have school all day and then work so I just get to be in excruciating pain until tomorrow night when I can actually go.
So if you could do that, that would be gr9, and I will love you from the bottom of my heart forever and ever.
— Romeo, probably
I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died.
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor. the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)
"Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj
Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez
The girl that sits next to me in my night class looks like Meghan Trainor.
I’ve got three hours to write this paper why the fuck do I procrastinate everything.
this vine is too real