First day of school selfie from yesterday 💙🐱😘
tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
- me: hey google what's up
- google: did you mean the stratosphere?
- me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?
My mom thinks I’ve never seen a penis before even though I spend most of my time on the internet.
in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
Grab her booty
The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short.
I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”
Bam! Omg I’m dying
Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY
none of that was expected.
I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise
I’ve watched this at least 200 times
Shut up. Everybody shut UP and watch this vine.
It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..
shut the fuck up