Tuesday Oct 10 @ 10:03am


The ultimate dad joke compilation

Tuesday Oct 10 @ 10:01am


baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

Tuesday Oct 10 @ 09:59am
Tuesday Oct 10 @ 09:58am




I would like to buy everything from Hips and Curves, but I’m a broke college student.

I feel you girl

It always seems like when I’m broke I find so many things I want, but when I have money I never splurge on anything.

I ended up putting money down on an expensive hair straightener today because I just have to have it even though I’m broke but if I had the money j wouldn’t have done it hahaha

Tuesday Oct 10 @ 12:10am

american dream


american dream

Monday Oct 10 @ 10:32pm

Monday Oct 10 @ 09:36pm


god i miss this man so much already

Monday Oct 10 @ 09:35pm


I would like to buy everything from Hips and Curves, but I’m a broke college student.

I feel you girl

Monday Oct 10 @ 09:33pm


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

Monday Oct 10 @ 09:32pm

College = taking a bath and studying instead of relaxing

Monday Oct 10 @ 09:31pm

Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol


fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

Monday Oct 10 @ 07:50pm



What year is this

x / x

There’s a reason I hated that sappy, watery, pathetic book. Now I know what it is.

Monday Oct 10 @ 07:48pm


One of the best scenes on P&R.

Monday Oct 10 @ 07:47pm


i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

Monday Oct 10 @ 07:42pm

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