Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy
me when i found out that mike ‘the situation’ sorrentino from jersey shore is facing ten years in prison for tax evasion
Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them
lmaoooo son…this just ruined my childhood
BRUH NOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO
Nooooooooooooo why ya’ll destroying “Dragon Tales” ?!?!
Diagrams of embryos in various positions.
14th c. (via)
These babies are gettin turnt as fuck in there
One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.
Happy birthday to me
My bday every year
I’ve felt really ugly for the past like week and a half and it sucks
its illegal to be cuter than me
We’re all going to jail then
A mom (Argentina) captures a strange creature while filming her son. She believes it to be a Duende, which is a fairy or goblin-like creature from Latin American or Filipino folklore.
I laugh so much at those homophobes who are into literature and classic stuff because like hey you’re into michelangelo? gAY. you like Virginia Woolf books? totally leSBO. you think oscar wilde is modernist and agree with his philosophies? gAY. you like the iliad? greek mythology? any era of history tbh? GAY GAY TRIPLE GAY. everything you love is covered in gay. all the great writers and musicians and artists you admire were queer as all hell hAH
Cooooool no one has texted me back like most of the day so that’s awesome
OH MY GOD
how fucked up is it that so many men associate periods and menstruation with women “acting shitty” towards them because of pms,when women are literally the ones who go through actual pain because of the whole thing?
I mean, dude, this is so not about you. grow up and get over yourself.
shhhhh dickwad, I’m a guy
I’m so sick of having to be in my stupid ass never gets any business job every fucking day and my co workers expecting me to take days for them when they want to do something but not even switching shifts with me when I need to cause I have school everyday during the week and work after school and on the weekends and I would like to have a fucking life sometimes.