athousandmoresunsets:

First day of school selfie from yesterday 💙🐱😘

athousandmoresunsets:

First day of school selfie from yesterday 💙🐱😘

Friday Aug 8 @ 12:40am

Friday Aug 8 @ 12:39am

luxio:

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

Friday Aug 8 @ 12:11am

Friday Aug 8 @ 12:10am
  • me: hey google what's up
  • google: did you mean the stratosphere?
  • me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?
Thursday Aug 8 @ 09:17pm

My mom thinks I’ve never seen a penis before even though I spend most of my time on the internet.

Thursday Aug 8 @ 09:15pm

majortwink:

in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

Thursday Aug 8 @ 10:35am
Thursday Aug 8 @ 10:34am

deathbeforediet:

fats:

sizvideos:

Video

omg same

omffffffg

Thursday Aug 8 @ 12:42am

808sandheartbreaking:

urbvnoutfitter:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

Grab her booty

booty

Thursday Aug 8 @ 12:40am
jazzman8675309:

jazzman8675309:

prince-of-insanity:

psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

Bam! Omg I’m dying

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

jazzman8675309:

jazzman8675309:

prince-of-insanity:

psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

Bam! Omg I’m dying

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

Thursday Aug 8 @ 12:39am
docislegend:

al-grave:

Baby hippos are the best


that thing doesn’t even look real

docislegend:

al-grave:

Baby hippos are the best

that thing doesn’t even look real

Thursday Aug 8 @ 12:38am

timelordparadise:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise

Thursday Aug 8 @ 12:36am

killedmycatatemytailor:

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

Shut up. Everybody shut UP and watch this vine.

Wednesday Aug 8 @ 11:55pm
I HATE when girls swear

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

Wednesday Aug 8 @ 11:52pm


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